If You Like Fat Women ...

"MADRID (AFP) - Excessively skinny fashion models will be barred from a major Madrid fashion show later this month for fear they could send the wrong message to young Spanish girls, local media reported."

Perhaps future fashion events could be held not in Madrid, but in Pine Bluff, Arkansas?

"If You Like Fat Women"
Written and Performed by CeDell Davis

I say, if you like fat women
Come on down to Pine Bluff, Arkansas
I say, if you like fat women
Come on down to Pine Bluff, Arkansas
You know, [there's] more fat women down there
Than any place I ever saw

You know what, I--was messin’ [with a] woman
I had to have help
She fell across me
She liked to [have] mash[ed] me to death, now
If you like fat women
Come on down to Pine Bluff, Arkansas
You know there’s more fat women down there
Than any place I ever saw

She said now, lookie here, baby, you know I love you so
I grabbed my cap, you know I headed for the front door
If you like fat women, come on down to Pine Bluff, Arkansas
You know there’s more fat women down there
Than any place I ever saw

I met that woman
She weighed about 200 pounds
I said, the only way you’d get me, baby
You sho’ [sure] gotta run me down
If you like fat women, come on down to Pine Bluff, Arkansas
You know there’s more fat women down there
Than any place I ever saw